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Don't Need to Look Inside Birthday/Greeting Card

Sale price $7.50

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Finally—a card that says what we’re all thinking. This brutally honest (and hilarious) card skips the fluff and gets straight to the point: you’re not getting a heartfelt message or cash, and we all knew that going in. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or any occasion where laughter matters more than loot.

Give them the gift of truth—with a side of sarcasm.

Details

-A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
-Blank inside (obviously)
-Printed on premium cardstock
-Paired with a kraft envelope
-Designed and printed in the USA
-Great for friends, siblings, and anyone who doesn’t expect too much from you

Only 1 in stock

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